About Me
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I'm soon to be 14 yr old grl with long brown hair, brown eyes, I get good grades, and.....oh yes have a cat named Neko Jingle Bells Rodriguez-Tarantino-Amenta. I like school, it's fun, I love social studies, it's so much fun. Thats all I guess. Nothing else I can really think of...I probably watch more tv then I sleep..
my emails:
fire_vixen_1@yahoo.com
Or
koi_mushi@hotmail.com
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Interests
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anime, music, books, tv, and school......boys!
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Favorite Movies
Harry Potter movies, InuYasha movies, japanese movies, other different kinds of movies.. I don't know...humor movies, action movies, horror is good but freaks me out... stupid yes I know, but true....I like movies...
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Favorite TV Shows
InuYasha, Wolf's Rain, My Wife and Kids, Full Metal Alchmist, Witch Hunter Robin, pretty much anything on [Adult swim], Tokyo Mew mew, Hana-Kimi, and umm... lots of other things, Totally Spies...umm....that's all I got right now...
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Favorite Books
Fruits Basket series, harry potter series, inuyasha series, pretty much any manga, and any good books that I find interesting
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Favorite Quote
*general hands a little girl a mushookie and the little girl eats it*
"they taste like my cat!"
~The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
When Billy wants to go on a picnic
"I wanna go on a picinic"
"no Billy remember what happened last time."
~flashback~
"can someone pass the egg salad"
"a bogogaboga" (sumthin like that)
"ahhhhhhhh!!"
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Journal
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How Women and Men shower differently!
How to Shower Like a Woman...........
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wipe up any water that got on the floor.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man............
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your behind.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the
water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
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